Today we'll talk about the worst pickup lines you can possibly use and the problems that can arise from using a poor pick up line. Most men want to approach a woman get really nervous and in many cases being nervous has negative effects. Perhaps the true question should be: Is there such a thing as best or worst pickup lines?".
The truth is that every woman and every situation is unique which means that you must adapt your approach in order to achieve the best result. For example, the line "Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful." might work in one occasion but might prove disastrous in another one. What you need to do is try to be as original as possible in order to minimize the chances of repeating someone else's lines that she has heard a thousand times and is sick of. Adaptation is the key to a successful pickup line. Observe and try to learn as much as possible before you approach her so you can make your own adaptations to the situation.
A really bad pickup line can have two results, the first and most common is you end up slapped in the face with a glass of water all over your shirt, the second and ideal one is you get her phone number. It is usually a long shot but sometimes luck comes into play and a really bad line can be successful, especially if your target has a good sense of humor. For example, if you try a Harry Potter(because you are a big fan of H.P. or some other demented reason) pickup line such as: "If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss." the most possible outcome is failure since she will think you are out of your mind, but with the exposure H.Potter had, there is a high possibility she has seen the movies and she liked it. In this case, you are lucky, you will have your chance to talk to her ( a small piece of advice though, if you are about to approach a lady with an H.Potter line use something cute from the books, not something disgusting like the Dementors).
So, what you need to remember is that there are no good or bad pickup lines. Everything can work or fail, depending on the situation you are in. Try to be simple and confident, even if you fail once or twice, eventually you will succeed. The key to success lies in exercise, work on your lines and be as adaptive as possible. Always be yourselves, trying to be someone else will only bring you trouble.
Here are some of the most ridiculous pickup lines I found, you can give them a test if you like and I will be glad to know the results:
-My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
-Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing
-Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
-Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
-Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
-Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
-You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
-You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
-There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
-You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
-How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
-Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
If you are feeling lucky and the girl you are after has a really good sense of humor or she is deaf these lines can work miracles, feel free to use them. Looking forward to hearing about your results!
The truth is that every woman and every situation is unique which means that you must adapt your approach in order to achieve the best result. For example, the line "Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful." might work in one occasion but might prove disastrous in another one. What you need to do is try to be as original as possible in order to minimize the chances of repeating someone else's lines that she has heard a thousand times and is sick of. Adaptation is the key to a successful pickup line. Observe and try to learn as much as possible before you approach her so you can make your own adaptations to the situation.
A really bad pickup line can have two results, the first and most common is you end up slapped in the face with a glass of water all over your shirt, the second and ideal one is you get her phone number. It is usually a long shot but sometimes luck comes into play and a really bad line can be successful, especially if your target has a good sense of humor. For example, if you try a Harry Potter(because you are a big fan of H.P. or some other demented reason) pickup line such as: "If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss." the most possible outcome is failure since she will think you are out of your mind, but with the exposure H.Potter had, there is a high possibility she has seen the movies and she liked it. In this case, you are lucky, you will have your chance to talk to her ( a small piece of advice though, if you are about to approach a lady with an H.Potter line use something cute from the books, not something disgusting like the Dementors).
So, what you need to remember is that there are no good or bad pickup lines. Everything can work or fail, depending on the situation you are in. Try to be simple and confident, even if you fail once or twice, eventually you will succeed. The key to success lies in exercise, work on your lines and be as adaptive as possible. Always be yourselves, trying to be someone else will only bring you trouble.
Here are some of the most ridiculous pickup lines I found, you can give them a test if you like and I will be glad to know the results:
-My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
-Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing
-Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
-Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
-Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
-Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
-You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
-You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
-There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
-You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
-How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
-Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
If you are feeling lucky and the girl you are after has a really good sense of humor or she is deaf these lines can work miracles, feel free to use them. Looking forward to hearing about your results!