My personal favorite kind of pickup lines are the funny ones. This way even if you fail to get her number you will make her laugh.
Statistically, it is the most successful category of pickup lines if used correctly. All you need to do is approach her with a smile, buy her a shot and pray she will find your line funny.
Here is a list of the best I could remember:
-Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
-I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
-If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
-Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
-Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
-If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
-I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
-I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
-I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
-Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
-There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
-Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
-If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
-Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
-I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
-My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
-Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
-Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
-I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
-Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
-Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
-Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
-You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
-Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
-I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
-I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
-You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
-Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
-I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
-Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
-Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
-My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
-Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
-Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
-Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
The requirement to use one of these lines is to be comfortable with yourself and don't be anxious about the results. Whatever the outcome, the important thing is to have fun and make sure she does too.
Remember that no matter how many times you'll fail, eventually you will succeed .
Have fun and feel free to share the results. Waiting to hear from you.
Statistically, it is the most successful category of pickup lines if used correctly. All you need to do is approach her with a smile, buy her a shot and pray she will find your line funny.
Here is a list of the best I could remember:
-Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
-I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
-If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
-Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
-Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
-If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
-I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
-I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
-I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
-Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
-There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
-Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
-If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
-Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
-I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
-My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
-Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
-Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
-I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
-Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
-Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
-Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
-You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
-Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
-I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
-I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
-I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
-You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
-Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
-I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
-Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
-Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
-My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
-Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
-Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
-Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
The requirement to use one of these lines is to be comfortable with yourself and don't be anxious about the results. Whatever the outcome, the important thing is to have fun and make sure she does too.
Remember that no matter how many times you'll fail, eventually you will succeed .
Have fun and feel free to share the results. Waiting to hear from you.